The Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa of Furghas is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Three Factions with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.367 billion aaaa are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Council of Kings. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The aaaaa economy, worth 346 trillion bluecrowns a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,352 bluecrowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why The Three Factions is a silly poophead, atheists on vacation find Many's scriptures make useful doorstops, and some say The Three Factions has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Furghas's national animal is the Crownian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Many.

Furghas is ranked 87,407^th in the world and 1^st in Dominioan Holdings for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.55 law-abiding acts per hour.