The State of Funchal Villa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.671 billion Funchal Villans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Funchal Villan economy, worth 986 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 43,522 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 295,901 per year while the poor average 2,338, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The government is avowedly atheist, voting is voluntary, and Funchal Villa has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Funchal Villa's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Funchal Villa is ranked 45,298^th in the world and 1^st in Funchal for Highest Food Quality, scoring 35.84 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.