The Divine Cabaret of Friends of Dorothy is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 35.44 billion Dorotheans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chez Tommy. The average income tax rate is 37.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Dorothean economy, worth a remarkable 3,541 trillion sequins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,937 sequins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, superfoods are often seen as supervillains, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, and private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Friends of Dorothy's national animal is the male, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Friends of Dorothy is ranked 289,428^th in the world and 65^th in Nudist Dreamland for Safest, scoring 3.74 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.