The Empire of Frenostan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King Dummy Thicc the Turd with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, otherworldly petting zoo, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.435 billion Frenostanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frenopolis. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frenostanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,383 trillion Frencoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 370,334 Frencoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

It's rare to find an unchewed pencil, schoolchildren are arrested for possessing sidewalk chalk without a permit, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system, and a government program is underway to revitalize Frenostan's beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frenostan's national animal is the Freg, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Me.

Frenostan is ranked 285,398^th in the world and 46^th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 10.09 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.