Population | 3.657 billion |
Capital | Bon Appétit |
Leader | Joel Robuchon |
Faith | Eat Eat |
Currency | Green Pepper Tofu |
Animal | The Black Hawks |
The Free Land of FreeFood is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Joel Robuchon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, triple-decker prams, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.657 billion FreeFoodians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bon Appétit. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient FreeFoodian economy, worth 369 trillion Green Pepper Tofus a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,074 Green Pepper Tofus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, Mona Lola's famous mysterious smile is being altered to resemble Joel Robuchon's enigmatic grin, billions of Green Pepper Tofus are spent to take high-quality photos of the The Black Hawks Nebula, and promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FreeFood's national animal is the The Black Hawks, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eat Eat.
FreeFood is ranked 199,047th in the world and 258th in The Black Hawks for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -1.97 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in FreeFood, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
- : Following new legislation in FreeFood, billions of Green Pepper Tofus are spent to take high-quality photos of the The Black Hawks Nebula.
- : Following new legislation in FreeFood, Mona Lola's famous mysterious smile is being altered to resemble Joel Robuchon's enigmatic grin.
- : Following new legislation in FreeFood, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère.
- : Following new legislation in FreeFood, the mob and the police have recently had numerous clashes in the back alleys of FreeFood's cities due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance.
- : FreeFood was endorsed by The Empire of Napoleono.
- : FreeFood was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Developed, and Largest Black Market.
- : FreeFood's influence in The Black Hawks rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : FreeFood voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds".
- : FreeFood voted for the World Assembly Resolution "End Statelessness".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Pancakeon.