The Federal Commonwealth of Freedomstaki is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by John Bradshaw Layfield with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 28.812 billion Freedomstakians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Liberty City. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Freedomstakian economy, worth a remarkable 3,443 trillion Damons a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,522 Damons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, babies are increasingly seen as a luxury, environmental legislation occurs cyclically, and foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Freedomstaki. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freedomstaki's national animal is the Seahawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Freedomstaki is ranked 250,470^th in the world and 25^th in Mediterranean for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.81 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.