The Den of Foxy Saints is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 10.52 billion Foxy Saintsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 29.5%.

The Foxy Saintsian economy, worth 462 trillion lire a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,006 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Prison officers are bribed not to take bribes, there's more hugging than talking in most talk shows, one can walk from one side of Foxy Saints City to the other without setting foot on Foxy Saintsian soil, and panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Foxy Saints's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Foxy Saints is ranked 115,804^th in the world and 5^th in Cabbage Land for Most Corrupt Governments, with 8.44 kickbacks per hour.