The Republic of Foundatis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Commander-in-Chief with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 32.914 billion Foundatii are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luscinia. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Foundatian economy, worth a remarkable 3,025 trillion Auruses a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,930 Auruses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', the government has pinkie-promised never to use its veto power except in an emergency, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Foundatis's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Foundatis is ranked 281,953^rd in the world and 2^nd in Confederation of Nations for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.63 kickbacks per hour.