The Morally Questionable People of Flibblers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Oppressive Mighty One with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 37.544 billion Flibblibians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flibble Central. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Flibbliblian economy, worth an astonishing 39,790 trillion Flaabens a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,059,829 Flaabens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is wading into dangerous waters, military spending is on the increase, citizens can freely debate whether The Oppressive Mighty One is a great leader or the greatest leader, and billions of Flaabens are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flibblers's national animal is the Flibbitybobble, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Flibblers is ranked 292,936^th in the world and 48^th in Antarctica for Most Primitive, scoring -1850.65 on the Scary Big Number Scale.