The Northern Imperium of Finnica is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Loviatar with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.349 billion Finns are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helsinki. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Finnic economy, worth a remarkable 1,210 trillion finnoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 190,721 finnoes, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', artists are pillars of society, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finnica's national animal is the brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Suomenusko.

Finnica is ranked 290,069^th in the world and 26^th in Greater Brutesia for Nicest Citizens, with 0.26 average smiles per day.