The Borderlands of Finn F is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 379 million Finn Fians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Finnocito. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The thriving Finn Fian economy, worth 28.0 trillion sillies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 73,802 sillies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 261,235 per year while the poor average 15,054, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Finn F's new capital. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Finn F's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Finn F is ranked 92,127^th in the world and 5^th in Mrs Sullivans Class for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,164.69 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.