The State of FF is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 12.192 billion FFians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The strong FFian economy, worth 598 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is 49,099 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 333,817 per year while the poor average 2,638, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, all tariffs have been abolished, FF has designated Westminster as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of FF in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. FF's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

FF is ranked 263,483^rd in the world and 196^th in Omega Prime for Safest, scoring 14.01 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.