The Democratic Republic of Felous Theneld is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, ritual sacrifices, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.914 billion Felous Theneldians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The very strong Felous Theneldian economy, worth 687 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,297 lire, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, loading sixteen tons of laundry gets you another year older and deeper in debt, and a tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Felous Theneld's national animal is the giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Felous Theneld is ranked 27,514^th in the world and 5^th in Keep of Darkness XL for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 63,268.26 Standard Monetary Units.