The Kingdom of Favonia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bernard II with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.246 billion Favonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aguilar. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Favonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,127 trillion pesetas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 180,453 pesetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, and wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations". Crime is totally unknown. Favonia's national animal is the wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tabyrenism.

Favonia is ranked 25,120^th in the world and 3^rd in Ordis for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.87 law-abiding acts per hour.