The State of Fake Green is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.283 billion Fake Greenians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Law & Order and Defense are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.1%.

The very strong Fake Greenian economy, worth 579 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 69,964 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 245,057 per year while the poor average 14,503, a ratio of 16.9 to 1.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment, and Fake Green has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Fake Green's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Fake Green is ranked 69,342^nd in the world and 2^nd in al Qahirah for Most Corrupt Governments, with 26.22 kickbacks per hour.