The Federation of EvilDad is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 20.303 billion EvilDadians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 44.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong EvilDadian economy, worth 833 trillion Latinums a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,067 Latinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually comes with a healthy dose of pillaging, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, and citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys. Crime is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force. EvilDad's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

EvilDad is ranked 182,436^th in the world and 9^th in The Evil Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.22 law-abiding acts per hour.