The State of Euro German Union is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and remarkable for its enforced nudity, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.444 billion Unionists are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The large government prioritizes Welfare, although Industry, Public Transport, and Education are also considered important, while Administration and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.3%.

The powerhouse Euro German Unionian economy, worth 455 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 43,624 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

A major religion has been named as Euro German Union's national religion, Euro German Union has designated Westminster as its capital city, the Governor has just been declared ruler of Euro German Union in an international press conference, and satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Euro German Union's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Euro German Union is ranked 235,593^rd in the world and 4^th in Porto Novo for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.28 law-abiding acts per hour.