The Fiefdom of Euro 154 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 6.726 billion Euro 154ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Euro 154ian economy, worth 689 trillion Cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,485 Cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 349,217 per year while the poor average 22,151, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

Cheating spouses are required to undergo job training, parents dread their examinations more than their children, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, and building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euro 154's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Euro 154 is ranked 251,551^st in the world and 756^th in Memeland United for Most Primitive, scoring -157 on the Scary Big Number Scale.