Population | 1.298 billion |
Capital | Node 7A |
Leader | the Board of Directors |
Currency | Credits |
Animal | Eurasian Black Vulture |
The Plutocracy of Eurasia Atlantic Corporation is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Board of Directors with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.298 billion employees are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Node 7A. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Capitalist economy, worth 171 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 132,073 Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 825,766 per year while the poor average 8,980, a ratio of 92.0 to 1.
Drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, concussed Eurasian Black Vultureball players cannot remember their lineup position, and the nation is so apathetic that employees can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eurasia Atlantic Corporation's national animal is the Eurasian Black Vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Eurasia Atlantic Corporation is ranked 270,902nd in the world and 80th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Primitive, scoring -247.34 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eurasia Atlantic Corporation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Eurasia Atlantic Corporation, the nation is so apathetic that employees can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government.
- : Following new legislation in Eurasia Atlantic Corporation, concussed Eurasian Black Vultureball players cannot remember their lineup position.
- : Following new legislation in Eurasia Atlantic Corporation, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
- : Following new legislation in Eurasia Atlantic Corporation, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.
- : Following new legislation in Eurasia Atlantic Corporation, soldiers have swapped their uniforms for prisonwear.
- : Following new legislation in Eurasia Atlantic Corporation, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Credits charge on their phone bill.
- : Following new legislation in Eurasia Atlantic Corporation, illegal moonshine operations get taken out with laser-guided airstrikes.
- : Eurasia Atlantic Corporation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Avoided, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Highest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Eurasia Atlantic Corporation, scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access.