The Oppressed Peoples of Euphoria X is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.031 billion Valentians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Valentian economy, worth 828 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 75,105 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The native owl population is in permanent hibernation, you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Euphoria X but at least the trains run on time, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance, and roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euphoria X's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Euphoria X is ranked 27,068^th in the world and 1^st in Cymopolia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.54 law-abiding acts per hour.