The Republic of Euoia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by John Jones with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.553 billion Euoians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Mountain City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The strong Euoian economy, worth 537 trillion pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 46,509 pesos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 299,756 per year while the poor average 2,915, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and the Federal Council of Euoia has been announced as the new Head of State. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Euoia's national animal is the emu, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Pastafarisn.

Euoia is ranked 229,154^th in the world and 3^rd in Athine for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.01 kickbacks per hour.