The State of Etobicoke is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 24.932 billion Etobicokeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The powerhouse Etobicokean economy, worth a remarkable 1,269 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 50,934 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 180,292 per year while the poor average 10,389, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and Etobicoke has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Etobicoke's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Etobicoke is ranked 179,501^st in the world and 8^th in Toronto for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring zero on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.