| Population | 41.879 billion |
| Capital | Rome |
| Leader | Julius Caesar |
| Faith | Hedonism |
| Currency | dagger |
| Animal | lion |
The Traitorous Senator of Et Tu Brute is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Julius Caesar with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 41.879 billion Et Tu Bruteans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 76.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Et Tu Brutean economy, worth a remarkable 9,725 trillion daggers a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 232,217 daggers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.
Teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Rome Times is sold out, evidence-based arguments can be arrestable offenses, and the nation's "surprisingly chill" military is renowned for its horrendous war crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Et Tu Brute's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hedonism.
Et Tu Brute is ranked 226,939th in the world and 229th in NationStates for Most Primitive, scoring -103.91 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
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Et Tu Brute was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and the Top 5% for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Et Tu Brute, the nation's "surprisingly chill" military is renowned for its horrendous war crimes.
- : Following new legislation in Et Tu Brute, evidence-based arguments can be arrestable offenses.
- : Following new legislation in Et Tu Brute, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Rome Times is sold out.
- : Following new legislation in Et Tu Brute, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
- : Following new legislation in Et Tu Brute, the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support.
- : Following new legislation in Et Tu Brute, public hospital staff roll their eyes at anything less than a heart attack.
- : Following new legislation in Et Tu Brute, Julius Caesar's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Rome generates millions of views.
- : Following new legislation in Et Tu Brute, one can wake up in Et Tu Brute and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Et Tu Brute was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output, Largest Black Market, and Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 5% for Most Advanced Public Education and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
