The Federal Republic of Estado de Sergipe is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.158 billion Estado de Sergipeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Estado de Sergipean economy, worth 782 trillion reais a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,335 reais, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 477,034 per year while the poor average 15,835, a ratio of 30.1 to 1.

The "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, and drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estado de Sergipe's national animal is the sabiá, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Estado de Sergipe is ranked 270,732^nd in the world and 459^th in Giovanniland for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -9.86 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.