The District of Esclavos Corporativos is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by privy council chairman with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 40.926 billion Esclavos Corporativosians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Esclavos Corporativosian economy, worth 728 trillion Juno aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Soda Sales industry. Average income is 17,790 Juno aurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All industry is owned and run by the government, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, political activists are routinely executed, and the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Ancient Lands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esclavos Corporativos's national animal is the quick pink fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Esclavos Corporativos is ranked 140,137^th in the world and 384^th in Ancient Lands for Most Primitive, scoring -48.48 on the Scary Big Number Scale.