The Dictatorship of Enderstan9 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.353 billion Enderstan9ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Enderstan9ian economy, worth 89.1 trillion Enderpearls a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,829 Enderpearls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enderstan9's national animal is the monkeyD, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Enderstan9 is ranked 287,182^nd in the world and 33^rd in Trading Cards for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -11.49 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.