The Queen's State of Empress Camosun is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.002 billion Empress Camosunians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The strong Empress Camosunian economy, worth a remarkable 1,083 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 33,859 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 230,203 per year while the poor average 1,819, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Empress Camosun has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Empress Camosun in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Empress Camosun's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Empress Camosun is ranked 287,243^rd in the world and 4^th in Costa Rica for Lowest Crime Rates, with 36.31 law-abiding acts per hour.