The Republic of Emergency puppet 90 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.916 billion Emergency puppet 90ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 67.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Emergency puppet 90ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,318 trillion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,975 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

No suburban lawn is complete without barbed wire and landmines, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris, and CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emergency puppet 90's national animal is the Spider, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Emergency puppet 90 is ranked 276,451^st in the world and 395^th in Emergency Puppet for Safest, scoring 7.22 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.