The Aontas Ceilteach of Eire Agus Albion is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ardrí Maitiú IX with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.985 billion Ceiltighs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baile Átha Cliath. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ceiltigh economy, worth a remarkable 1,183 trillion Cels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 197,814 Cels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ceiltighs suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, and shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eire Agus Albion's national animal is the Red Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eaglais Chaitliceach ná Caiteach.

Eire Agus Albion is ranked 44,502^nd in the world and 4^th in Novarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 47.19 kickbacks per hour.