Population | 6.462 billion |
Capital | Wallace |
Leader | Flemkeig Gustavé |
Currency | Edoe |
Animal | Edoan Monkey |
The Elemental Republic of Edo Hill is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Flemkeig Gustavé with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 6.462 billion Edoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wallace. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Edoan economy, worth 736 trillion Edoes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 113,997 Edoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo, shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes, and all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Edo Hill's national animal is the Edoan Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Edo Hill is ranked 16,585th in the world and 13th in Kantrias for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.68 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Edo Hill, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
- : Following new legislation in Edo Hill, shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes.
- : Edo Hill was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Edo Hill, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo.
- : Edo Hill was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Edo Hill, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims.
- : Edo Hill was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Edo Hill published "Edo Hill Football League Placement" (Account: Sport).
- : Following new legislation in Edo Hill, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
- : Following new legislation in Edo Hill, towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries.