The District of Edgar Dewdney is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by privy council chairman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 18.172 billion Edgar Dewdneyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The strong Edgar Dewdneyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,047 trillion juno aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 57,617 juno aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 391,727 per year while the poor average 3,095, a ratio of 126 to 1.

School uniforms are compulsory, much of Edgar Dewdney's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, and wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Edgar Dewdney's national animal is the quick pink fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Edgar Dewdney is ranked 199,114^th in the world and 4^th in Saskatchewan for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.38 kickbacks per hour.