The South Pacific Delegate of Ebonhand is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Aegon V of House Targaryen with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 17.947 billion Ebonhandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greywolfe. The average income tax rate is 11.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ebonhandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,592 trillion Denars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 311,608 Denars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, a stitch in time could see you serving nine, overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal diminutive intelligence officers, and indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ebonhand's national animal is the Velociraptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Griffinism.

Ebonhand is ranked 13,468^th in the world and 274^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 56.67 flags saluted per person per day.