Population | 8.144 billion |
Capital | Aurora |
Leader | Sebastian II |
Currency | Dollaridoo |
Animal | Winged Fox |
The Kingdom of East Thule is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sebastian II with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 8.144 billion East Thulemen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurora. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.8%.
The frighteningly efficient East Thulean economy, worth a remarkable 1,713 trillion Dollaridoos a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 210,419 Dollaridoos, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.
Sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, closed universities are currently being converted into McRonald's restaurants, and bustling back-alley clinics treat everything from sports injuries to angina. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Thule's national animal is the Winged Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
East Thule is ranked 5,808th in the world and 4th in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,167.06 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : East Thule voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : East Thule voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : East Thule voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Following new legislation in East Thule, bustling back-alley clinics treat everything from sports injuries to angina.
- : Following new legislation in East Thule, closed universities are currently being converted into McRonald's restaurants.
- : Following new legislation in East Thule, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation.
- : Following new legislation in East Thule, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon.
- : Following new legislation in East Thule, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
- : Following new legislation in East Thule, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
- : East Thule was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Inclusive, Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Most Developed.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.