The BB Stargate Puppet of East Brightonburg is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 38.062 billion East Brightonburgians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 40.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving East Brightonburgian economy, worth a remarkable 2,064 trillion Food Stamps a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 54,232 Food Stamps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide, and officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Brightonburg's national animal is the Goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

East Brightonburg is ranked 94,216^th in the world and 17^th in Stargate for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.6 law-abiding acts per hour.