The Kingdom of Dynomo is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 10.427 billion Dynomoans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 33.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Dynomoan economy, worth 373 trillion Golds a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,797 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dynomo's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dynomo is ranked 132,891^st in the world and 2^nd in Factory 1 for Most Corrupt Governments, with 5.29 kickbacks per hour.