The Republic of Durrnil 84 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.177 billion Durrnil 84ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 53.2%.

The very strong Durrnil 84ian economy, worth 219 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,245 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, half-naked men feature prominently in official military materials, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, and notable individuals are granted land and titles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Durrnil 84's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Durrnil 84 is ranked 161,748^th in the world and 188^th in Bozarkia for Most Primitive, scoring -60.45 on the Scary Big Number Scale.