The Rogue Nation of DSN34 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dave with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, avowedly heterosexual populace, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.544 billion DSN34ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buenos Aires. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.0%.

The frighteningly efficient DSN34ian economy, worth 201 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,457 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, and soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DSN34's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cliodhna.

DSN34 is ranked 259,127^th in the world and 10^th in Okanagan for Nicest Citizens, with 0.88 average smiles per day.