The District of Drake Wellington is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 25.929 billion Drake Wellingtonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.5%.

The strong Drake Wellingtonian economy, worth 928 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 35,826 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 243,577 per year while the poor average 1,925, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, education and welfare spending are on the rise, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is a serious problem. Drake Wellington's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Drake Wellington is ranked 267,760^th in the world and 7^th in Wellington for Lowest Crime Rates, with 39.34 law-abiding acts per hour.