The Einherjers of Draconis Nightcrawlis is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Darth Karask with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 45.152 billion Draconians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exetergrecia. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Draconis Nightcrawlisian economy, worth an astonishing 18,687 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 413,870 Pound Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, and literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Draconis Nightcrawlis's national animal is the Fuzzy Blue Elf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Draconis Nightcrawlis is ranked 1^st in the world and 1^st in Viking Europe for Most Corrupt Governments, with zero kickbacks per hour.