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The Dont eject this fenda sleeper 91ian economy, worth 336 trillion francs a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,254 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, the government is spending billions of taxpayer francs to support "struggling" industries, women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft, and the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dont eject this fenda sleeper 91's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

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