The Republic of Donraairufutiyubi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Atinaru Herun with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 17.12 billion Donraairufutiyubians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merino. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Donraairufutiyubian economy, worth a remarkable 1,824 trillion tadubs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 106,586 tadubs, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Foreigners write "made in Donraairufutiyubi" on shoddy merchandise in hope of receiving a buy-out, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, and intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works. Crime is totally unknown. Donraairufutiyubi's national animal is the crested eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Donraairufutiyubi is ranked 117,392^nd in the world and 18^th in Osakaland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.98 law-abiding acts per hour.