The Republic of Doge Garrison 48 is a huge, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning emu population. The hard-working population of 447 million Doge Garrison 48ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15.2%.

The Doge Garrison 48ian economy, worth 21.1 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,187 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, the Doge Garrison 48 City XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle, and goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Doge Garrison 48's national animal is the emu, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Doge Garrison 48 is ranked 155,410^th in the world and 1^st in Just Eat for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 91.92 on the Clooney Contribution Index.