The Scumagastenchland of DoeZdotsbutlilLamE8Mahzees is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Shortening Brad with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.503 billion DoeZdotsbutlilLamE8Mahzeesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diddlidivydo. The average income tax rate is 44.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong DoeZdotsbutlilLamE8Mahzeesian economy, worth 291 trillion DoeZdotsbutlilLamE8MahzeesDollarPesoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,882 DoeZdotsbutlilLamE8MahzeesDollarPesoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons, DoeZdotsbutlilLamE8Mahzeesians seem to be catching more chills, foreigners are treated with great suspicion, and Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DoeZdotsbutlilLamE8Mahzees's national animal is the Pscylligander, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is DoeZdotsbutlilLamE8MahzeesIsm.

DoeZdotsbutlilLamE8Mahzees is ranked 97,513^th in the world and 142^nd in The Regected Realns for Most Primitive, scoring -10.81 on the Scary Big Number Scale.