The Federal Republic of Dodarthe is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Galanis with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.691 billion Dodartheans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kinarchia. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dodarthean economy, worth a remarkable 1,088 trillion baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,302 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, and passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dodarthe's national animal is the panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dodarthe is ranked 15,159^th in the world and 891^st in Balder for Highest Food Quality, scoring 134.35 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.