The Queen's State of Dixon Beach is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.299 billion Dixon Beachians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The thriving Dixon Beachian economy, worth a remarkable 1,364 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Trout Farming. Average income is 48,208 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 250,012 per year while the poor average 5,036, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

The government is avowedly atheist, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, surveillance cameras are banned, and all tariffs have been abolished. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dixon Beach's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Dixon Beach is ranked 264,496^th in the world and 11^th in Virginia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.71 kickbacks per hour.