The Discoverian Enclave of DiscArnate is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The cynical, devout population of 21.373 billion DiscArnatics are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense, Industry, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Welfare receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 38.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient DiscArnatic economy, worth 678 trillion discs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,733 discs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, and national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. DiscArnate's national animal is the lanternfish, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

DiscArnate is ranked 170,763^rd in the world and 23^rd in Gay Equality for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.23 law-abiding acts per hour.