The Republic of Dirty Americans is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mike Rowe with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 14.941 billion Dirty Americans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Administration and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galt's Gulch. The average income tax rate is 47.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dirty Americansian economy, worth a remarkable 1,131 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,728 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Children searching for cat videos must watch dogs in equal proportion, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, and heated town halls quickly descend into shootouts between politicians and their constituents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dirty Americans's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Dirty Americans is ranked 21,027^th in the world and 1^st in Arkansas for Highest Food Quality, scoring 113.84 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.