The Birdflop of Dimitri the Founder is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Dimitri with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.582 billion Dimitri the Founderians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waterfall State. The average income tax rate is 42.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Dimitri the Founderian economy, worth 250 trillion bird foods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 37,999 bird foods, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dimitri has just been declared ruler of Dimitri the Founder in an international press conference, Atheism has been named as Dimitri the Founder's national religion, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments, and programmers often reinvent the wheel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dimitri the Founder's national animal is the cockatiel and its national religion is Atheism.

Dimitri the Founder is ranked 81,738^th in the world and 1^st in Dimitri for Largest Populations, with 6.58 billion capita.