The Dominion of Dictatorial Pizzalandalia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.741 billion Dictatorial Pizzalandalians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Dictatorial Pizzalandalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,263 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 71,246 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Lion, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Dictatorial Pizzalandalia City, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Dictatorial Pizzalandalia City. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dictatorial Pizzalandalia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dictatorial Pizzalandalia is ranked 14,653^rd in the world and 2^nd in Order of the Backassward Lotus for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,434.17 on the Clooney Contribution Index.