The Holy Empire of Bornodia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Kompi the First with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 5.644 billion Bornodians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solitude. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bornodian economy, worth 592 trillion golden septims a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,899 golden septims, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Twice-daily toilet inspection rotas for government buildings are archived for public appraisal, school cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements, Bornodian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, and economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bornodia's national animal is the Compycus Toticus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Evangelionism.

Bornodia is ranked 9,679^th in the world and 452^nd in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 55.65 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.